The capo of caps, the hitman of hats, the don of donning fashionable headwear.

"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster

Whether or not Brims has menace matters only as blockers are declared. After that point, a gust of wind removing your hat or blowing a new hat onto your head won’t change which blockers have already legally been declared.

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat.
"Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster has menace as long as you're wearing a hat.

"Lifetime" Pass Holder

"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped.
When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters tapped.
When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.

The Astrotorium has never been a place for self-restraint.

"Name Sticker" Goblin

When this creature enters from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.
1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

"What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?"
—Pietra, Crafter of Clowns

A Good Day to Pie

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

A Real Handful

Bonuses will turn on and off as the number of hands touching A Real Handful changes. Touching A Real Handful isn’t a game action, so it doesn’t use the stack. You can just do it at any time.

Generally, only hands attached to humans count for these abilities. Hands of cards don’t count, nor do hands of clocks, hands of dolls, and so on. Every hand that touches A Real Handful must do so willingly.

Lifelink matters only as damage is dealt.

Menace matters only as blockers are being declared. If A Real Handful doesn’t have menace and is blocked by one creature, giving it menace won’t change or undo that block.

Pay attention to whether the +2/+2 bonus is applying or not. Damage can suddenly become lethal if A Real Handful loses the bonus after damage has been dealt to it.

The same hand can be touching multiple A Real Handfuls at the same time.

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2.
As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace.
As long as three or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has lifelink.

"My Abattoir Ghoul deck is unstoppable. Wait, 1996 World Champion?"
—Johnny, to Spike

Aardwolf's Advantage

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in this room.

Aerialephant

Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {Ticket}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Flying
When Aerialephant enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beebles are on fire!"

Alpha Guard

Because Alpha Guard appears only in Un- games, you may run into situations where cards that would normally have the same name—for example, an English-language Forest and a German-language Forest—now have different names. In Un- games, the name printed on the card is that card’s name (unless modified by stickers or other effects). Thus, if you were to choose F for Alpha Guard, you would be able to untap a Forest, but you would not be able to untap a Wald, Forest’s German equivalent.

When determining what a name starts with, ignore all spaces and punctuation, including blank lines.

When Alpha Guard enters, choose a letter.
{T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

"Whimsy overflow in sector G! The gremlins are rampaging and the beetles are on fire!"

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Although Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop’s last ability considers the power and toughness stickers of permanents you control, the card itself is not considered to be stickered unless there’s actually a sticker on it.

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop counts all power and toughness stickers on all permanents you control, even if those power and toughness stickers don’t currently have any effect (possibly because you placed another power and toughness sticker on the same creature).

Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop has received a minor update to clarify its function. Specifically, its ability causes its base power to match the total power of stickers you control, and its base toughness to match the total toughness of stickers you control. The updated wording appears above.

Count only the powers and toughnesses of the stickers on permanents you control, not the actual powers and toughnesses of those permanents. For example, if a creature you control has a 4/4 sticker on it, but it also has three +1/+1 counters on it, it’s a 7/7 creature, but Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop’s base power and toughness would become 4/4.

If Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop has a power and toughness sticker on it, that sticker is included when calculating for the last ability.

It doesn’t matter if the stickers are on creatures. Any power and toughness stickers on noncreature permanents you control will also count.

The base power and toughness change doesn’t end at end of turn; it lasts indefinitely, until Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop either leaves the battlefield or its base power and toughness changes again from another effect (for example, a power and toughness sticker being placed on it or its ability triggering again).

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Space can be a lawless place—far from the prying eyes of electrical inspectors.

Amped Up

Also note that you have to remain in your seat while looking around the room. No, you can’t pick up your seat and walk around to get a better discount.

Any electrical socket that you can plug a device into to get electricity counts. Note that the socket has to be in a wall or floor.

Most outlets have two electrical sockets. A surge protector, extension cord, or similar device doesn’t increase the number of electrical sockets in a wall or floor that an outlet has.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat.
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

Space can be a lawless place—far from the praying eyes of electrical inspectors.

"So sorry, but, per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"

An Incident Has Occurred

Only you know what's in your heart, but you need to at least sound sincere while apologizing.

You may apologize no matter which modes you chose.

Your opponent doesn't need to accept your apology. You gain 3 life either way.

y target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Choose one or both —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)
You may apologize. If you do, you gain 3 life.

"So sorry, but per our waiver, we're not responsible for 'things happening.'"

Ancestral Hot Dog Minotaur

2 — Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
3 — Flying
2 — 1/4
5 — 8/6

{TK}{TK} — Afflict 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 2 life.)
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Flying
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/6

The voice of an angel. And the face of an angel. And the legs of... you get the idea.

Angelic Harold

A creature token that was created with two or more creature types will (usually) qualify for the bonus bestowed by Harold’s last ability because its name is those types plus the word “Token.” It doesn’t matter what you’re using to represent the token.

Flying
When Angelic Harold enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Each creature you control with three or more words in its name gets +1/+1.

Animate Graveyard

If a creature card in your graveyard is a double-faced card, your graveyard-creature only gains the text box on its front face. Your graveyard-creature is not a double-faced card and can’t transform, no matter how many double-faced cards are in it. Similarly, if a creature card in your graveyard has an Adventure, your graveyard-creature only gains the text box of the creature card, not the Adventure card.

If another player gains control of your graveyard, Animate Graveyard will be put its owner’s graveyard. This immediately causes your graveyard to stop being a creature and return to just being your graveyard.

If the enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield for any reason, instead Animate Graveyard is exiled. This will cause the graveyard to give up its dreams of being a creature and return to being only a graveyard. The graveyard doesn’t die. It just goes back to being a graveyard. No abilities that trigger whenever a creature dies will trigger.

If there’s a creature card in your graveyard with an ability that defines its power and toughness, such as Tarmogoyf (Maro: He means Maro), the ability of Animate Graveyard will apply after that ability. The base power and toughness of your graveyard-creature will still be equal to the number of cards in your graveyard.

Once enchanted, your graveyard behaves like any other creature. It can attack or block. You can enchant it with other Auras, equip it, use it to crew Vehicles, and so on. It won’t naturally have any creature types—the text box doesn’t include the type line.

Similarly, if Animate Graveyard leaves the battlefield or becomes unattached from your graveyard, the animated graveyard will return to being just your graveyard.

While you’ll use the cards in your graveyard to determine the stats and abilities of your graveyard-that’s-a-creature, those cards aren’t themselves on the battlefield. For example, if you mill a card while your graveyard is animated, the milled card doesn’t enter the battlefield. This isn’t quite as wild as Yet Another Aether Vortex.

You can’t animate your junkyard or your scrapyard. Though they may aspire to be graveyards, they are not.

Your graveyard is still a graveyard. I know the card says that, but it really bears repeating. Cards that would go to your graveyard still will, even while your graveyard is a creature on the battlefield.

Your graveyard-creature will have all the text boxes of all creature cards in it. This means it will have all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks of those creature cards. If a creature card is put into your graveyard, the graveyard-creature will gain its text box. If a creature card leaves your graveyard, that text box will be lost. Phoebe can steal any of these text boxes, but she must do so one at a time.

Enchant your graveyard
Enchanted graveyard is a creature on the battlefield with base power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It has the text boxes of all creature cards in it. It's still a graveyard.
If enchanted graveyard would leave the battlefield, instead exile Animate Graveyard.

Animate Object

Animate Object has received a minor update to its wording to add a word that we probably should have had there from the outset. Oopsie. The resulting creature is a token. If it leaves the battlefield, the game object ceases to exist. The actual object presumably continues to exist (Wizards of the Coast makes no claims, promises, or guarantees that ordinary household objects may not disappear into the fathomless void at any spacetime).

For the purposes of this card, an inanimate object is one not currently being used in the game. It must be small enough to be practical. You must legally be allowed to possess it. We really do mean inanimate, as in “not alive.” Why do I feel the need to be more specific? Not even formerly alive. Like a deck box or something.

If you animate a hat, the resulting creature is not wearing a hat. Being a hat is not the same as wearing a hat or having a hat.

If you use a Magic card, ignore all its in-game qualities, including art. The creature doesn’t have its printed name, any of its printed text, etc. It’s the same as if you had used a five of spades.

If you use a five of spades, or any other object with numbers or text, ignore those numbers and text. The creature initially has only the characteristics given to it by the stickers you put onto it.

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

There's no defending against public opinion.

Art Appreciation

Art Appreciation doesn’t target the nonland permanent. You choose which one is getting the sticker as the spell resolves.

If you don’t put an art sticker on the permanent because you don’t have any available, the outside person should rate the card’s existing art. Perhaps they should dock you a point or two for your lack of originality. Who are we to say?

The outside person is rating the new art, considering the way the sticker synthesizes with the original art. Does it produce a harmonious aesthetic? Does it make a worthwhile commentary on society? Does it present a fresh viewpoint in a landscape rife with imitation and vapid regurgitation? Or, if they must . . . is the sound effect funny? Sigh.

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.

Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."

Assembled Ensemble

A spell that causes the last ability to trigger doesn’t have to be an artifact creature spell. It only needs to have an artifact creature in its art. It also doesn’t matter how many artifact creatures are in its art, as long as there is at least one.

Artifact creatures that appear in the art of other cards qualify. For example, if Assembled Ensemble appeared in the art of another card, casting that spell would cause the Assembled Ensemble’s last ability to trigger.

Assembled Ensemble will count itself as long as it’s on the battlefield and remains a Robot, so its power will usually be at least 1.

Creatures that are clearly artificial in nature also qualify, even if they aren’t their own card. The artifact must be clearly animated in the art in question. For example, Dancing Scimitar is definitely an artifact creature, but that doesn’t mean every sword is an artifact creature. Most aren’t.

Robot is a creature type. There may be creatures that appear to be robotic in nature that don’t have the Robot creature type. They won’t contribute to Assembled Ensemble’s power.

Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Astroquarium

After the activated ability resolves, the creature will not retain any of its previous colors or creature types—it will be only a blue Shark or a blue Octopus. Its other card types (such as artifact) and supertypes (such as legendary), if any, will remain unchanged.

Effects that modify the creature’s power or toughness (such as the effect of Giant Growth) will apply no matter when they started to take effect. The same is true for counters that change its power or toughness (such as +1/+1 counters).

Once the activated ability resolves, it doesn’t matter what happens to Astroquarium or its . . . um . . . cracks. If the creature becomes a 4/4 Shark and then the cracks become completely covered later in the turn, the creature won’t spontaneously become an 8/8 Octopus.

You can use any kind of sticker to cover the cracks in Astroquarium’s art, not just art stickers. Name, ability, and power and toughness stickers will function no matter where they are physically positioned.

When Astroquarium enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

"If the acrobatic show doesn't wow the audience, we have no one to blame but our elves."
—Myra the Magnificent

Atomwheel Acrobats

Whenever you roll a 1 or 2, put that many +1/+1 counters on Atomwheel Acrobats.
{2}{G}: Roll a six-sided die.

Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.

If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.

If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.

Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.

Some effects may modify the result of a die roll. This may be part of the instruction to roll a die, or it may come from other cards. Anything that references the "result" of a die roll is looking for the result after these modifications.

Something in the game must tell you to roll a die. If you roll a die for any other reason (to simulate a coin flip, to choose pizza toppings, to create alternate timelines), that roll doesn't count.

The die roll caused by the activated ability has no inherent effect: you just roll a six-sided die, but any ability that triggers whenever you roll a die will trigger. Abilities that trigger whenever you roll a specific result, such as Atomwheel Acrobats' first ability, may also trigger. 

Squawks was quick to establish the social pecking order.

Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

If X is a very large number, you may be required to roll more dice than you physically can in a reasonable time frame. In such cases, we encourage you to use digital resources for simulating die rolls or generating random numbers.

In an Un- game, if X is actually infinite (Urza's Fun House is a pathway to many game states some consider to be unnatural), you can assume that every natural result on a six-sided die is rolled infinite times, leading to infinite -1/-1 counters and infinite Storm Crows. If abilities trigger from you rolling those results, they will each trigger infinite times. Have fun!

"It was a pleasure to meet me."
—Captain Rex Nebula

Autograph Book

People can sign Autograph Book during the game, but signing it once it’s on the battlefield won’t add more page counters.

People can sign Autograph Book more than once, but it’s one page counter per person, not per autograph, so they’re just taking up space where other people could be signing.

People can sign anywhere on the card, but each autograph must be distinct so they can be counted.

You can (and should) sign your own Autograph Book to get things rolling.

Autograph Book enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from Autograph Book: Draw a card.

Baaallerina

Flying
When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

Flying
When Baaallerina enters, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{2}{U}: Another target creature with a name sticker on it gains flying until end of turn.

"As long as there's no outside food, you're good to go."

Bag Check

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.

Balloon Stand

Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

"INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE."

There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle.

"MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY."

Myra bought beebles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense.

Bamboozling Beeble

Protection from Robots
{1}, {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.

You choose which roll to ignore after seeing all the results. The ignored roll is considered never to have happened. It can’t cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect will see its result.

Myra bought beetles because they were cheaper than rubber ducks. Now the infestation is her largest expense.

"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."

Bar Entry

If there are multiple creatures in the art that each match what the card is representing, then you can target that creature if any of them has any part of its head higher than the bar. For example, Llanowar Elves (M19) has three figures in its art, all of whom are Llanowar elves. The creature can be destroyed if any of those elves has a part of their head higher than the bar.

If there are multiple creatures in the art, only compare the one that represents the actual creature on the card. For example, Tarmogoyf (MMA) has the tarmogoyf itself and an elk in the art, and you need only consider the tarmogoyf.

Only a creature's head counts. Other body parts (such as tails) being above the bar doesn't make a creature a legal target. If a creature is wearing a hat on its head, treat the hat as part of its head.

To check if a creature is a legal target for the second mode, put the cards side-by-side, right side up, such that if you had a ruler, the top of both cards would be lined up against it. If any part of that creature's head is higher than the bottom of the bar (that is, if it would hit the bar), the creature is a legal target.

y target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

y target creature with power 4 or greater.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

The results of the test of strength were: Yes.

Big Winner

The stickered permanent could be Big Winner itself or another permanent you control.

Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

The Gargantikari astroserpent hated the taste of merfolk, but the audience didn't need to know that.

Bioluminary

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {Ticket}{Ticket}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Whenever Bioluminary deals combat damage to a player, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

"Code Dark Donut! Code Dark Donut! All available fun specialists, please report to the Roil Coaster immediately!"
—Truss, chief engineer

Black Hole

Count the number of Attractions you’ve visited this turn as you cast Black Hole to determine how many targets you may choose. Those Attractions don’t have to still be on the battlefield as you cast Black Hole.

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

Blood Crypt

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

If an effect puts this land onto the battlefield tapped, you may pay 2 life, but it still enters tapped.

Unlike most dual lands, this land has two basic land types. It's not basic, so cards such as District Guide can't find it, but it does have the appropriate land types for effects such as that of Drowned Catacomb (from the Ixalan set).

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
As Blood Crypt enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

When Captain Nebula tragically destroyed the planet Blorb-12 in a parking accident, Myra compensated the survivors with lifetime passes.

Blorbian Buddy

Trample
{G}, {T}: You get {Ticket} (a ticket counter).

The last ability gives you a ticket counter, but it doesn’t enable you to put a sticker on anything. That ticket can be spent if another effect later allows you to put a sticker on something.

Trample
{G}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Blue Ribbon

If you control more than one creature with best in show, one of them becoming a target of a spell or ability you control (or a creature you control without best in show becoming such a target) will start a chain reaction. Say you control two creatures with best in show. The first becomes the target of a spell you control. That causes the best in show ability of the second creature to trigger. If you copy the spell, the second creature becomes the target of the copy, causing the best in show ability of the first creature to trigger. If you copy the spell, the first creature becomes the target of the copy causing the best in show ability of the second creature to trigger. And so on. Copying the spell or ability is optional, so the player may stop the award ceremony at their discretion.

If you control no creatures when Blue Ribbon’s enters-the-battlefield ability resolves, the outside person won’t be able to choose the most deserving one. Blue Ribbon will just stay unattached.

When Blue Ribbon enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach Blue Ribbon to that creature.
Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.)
Equip {3}

Lying to a fish is such an unthinkable act, most planets don't even have a law against it.

Blufferfish

The opponent is the authority on whether the statement they make is true or false. That said, lying isn’t allowed, and they should be sporting about it.

The statement the opponent makes doesn’t need to be very personal, but it does need to be about themself. Something like “I had eggs for breakfast” is fine.

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Sometimes the Astrotorium's stunts look dangerous because they absolutely are.

Boing!

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

If the result is 0 or less because of modifications to the result, you don't scry at all.

The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.

Bounce Chamber

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Bounce Chamber doesn’t target any creature. Whichever creature has the least toughness as the ability resolves is the one that gets bounced. If there’s a tie, you choose one of them at that time.

It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness.

It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars.

Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
As Breeding Pool enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Bumper Cars

Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

During the declare blockers step, the defending player must assign at least one blocker to each creature that must be blocked if that player controls any creatures that could block it.

If multiple attacking creatures must be blocked, the defending player must assign blockers in such a way that the greatest number of those attacking creatures are blocked.

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An Incident Has Occurred	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Angelic Harold	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Angelic Harold - showcase	Creature	$0.02 ^(0.00)
Angelic Harold	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Angelic Harold - showcase	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Animate Graveyard	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Animate Graveyard	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Animate Object	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Animate Object	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Art Appreciation	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Art Appreciation	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Assembled Ensemble	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Assembled Ensemble	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Astroquarium	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Astroquarium	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Atomwheel Acrobats	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Atomwheel Acrobats	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Attempted Murder	Sorcery	$0.05 ^(0.20)
Attempted Murder	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(6.00)
Autograph Book	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Autograph Book	Artifact	$0.00 ^(1.50)
Baaallerina	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Baaallerina	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Bag Check	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Bag Check	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Balloon Stand	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)

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