By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.

"Rumors of My Death . . ."

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Accessories to Murder

Whenever you crank Accessories to Murder, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Any Contraption that's on the battlefield and wasn't assembled immediately heads to the scrapyard. However, if it's a not an actual Contraption card (like Copy Artifact isn't), it goes to your graveyard as normal. Non-Contraption cards can't be in the scrapyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control any Contraptions, move the CRANK! counter to the next sprocket. You may then crank any number of Contraptions on that sprocket, causing their abilities to trigger. Cranking a Contraption is always optional.

Contraptions are artifacts. Anything that interacts with artifacts will interact with Contraptions.

Contraptions aren't put into your main deck. They go into a separate deck called the Contraption deck.

If a Contraption would leave the battlefield and go to any zone other than exile, it instead goes to the scrapyard, the Contraption deck's version of the graveyard. Things that affect the graveyard do not affect the scrapyard. You can exile Contraptions just fine.

If you crank multiple Contraptions, their abilities can be put onto the stack in any order. The ability put onto the stack will resolve first.

If you or a permanent you control are instructed to assemble a Contraption, reveal the top card of your Contraption deck. Put it onto the battlefield on one of the three sprockets.

If you or a permanent you control assembles a Contraption and your Contraption deck is empty, nothing happens. You don't lose the game.

In Constructed formats, a Contraption deck must have at least fifteen different Contraption cards and no more than one of each.

In Limited formats, a Contraption deck may include any number of Contraption cards in your card pool. You don't have to include every Contraption card you draft or open in sealed deck. In those formats, your Contraption deck may include duplicates.

In silver-bordered games using Contraptions, you have three sprockets, illustrated on the back of Contraption cards. At the start of the game, put a CRANK! counter on sprocket 3.

While Contraptions you control are on the battlefield, the Contraption deck is not, even if you are using it to signify the three sprockets.

Adorable Kitten

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Host creatures each have an ability that triggers when it enters the battlefield. It functions like any other creature.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Aerial Toastmaster

Flying
{3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

And thus at Maze's End
the runners end their strife.
Our saving grace, that hooded kid,
is now Guildpact for life.
—*RAVNICA! The Musical*

Amateur Auteur

Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.

So Griselbrand was bound,
his rage brought to a halt.
'Til Lili Vess came 'round
asking, "Hey, what's in the vault?"
—*INNISTRAD! The Musical*

Elspeth, blessed by Heliod,
stepped up where the hydra trod.
Soon afterward, a lesson learned:
attack the Champion, get burned!
—*THEROS! The Musical*

The two Eldrazi titans fell
and set the ground a-rumbling!
"How come no one ever listens?"
old Ugin flew off grumbling.
—*ZENDIKAR! The Musical*

Angelic Rocket

Flying
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Flying
When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Animate Library

Enchant your library
Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.
If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Animate Library can’t enchant your Contraption deck.

If Animate Library leaves the battlefield, your library goes back to being a normal library.

If your animated library becomes four libraries because of Split Screen, Animate Library stays attached to one of them of your choice. Only that one is a creature.

While your library is a creature, it can become enchanted or equipped, it can be tapped and untapped, and it can attack and block like other creatures.

Applied Aeronautics

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Any Contraption that’s on the battlefield and wasn’t assembled immediately heads to the scrapyard. However, if it’s a not an actual Contraption card (like Copy Artifact isn’t), it goes to your graveyard as normal. Non-Contraption cards can’t be in the scrapyard.

Contraptions aren’t put into your main deck. They go into a separate deck called the Contraption deck.

If a Contraption would leave the battlefield and go to any zone other than exile, it instead goes to the scrapyard, the Contraption deck’s version of the graveyard. Things that affect the graveyard do not affect the scrapyard. You can exile Contraptions just fine.

If you or a permanent you control assembles a Contraption and your Contraption deck is empty, nothing happens. You don’t lose the game.

In Limited formats, a Contraption deck may include any number of Contraption cards in your card pool. You don’t have to include every Contraption card you draft or open in sealed deck. In those formats, your Contraption deck may include duplicates.

Arms Depot

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

As Luck Would Have It

Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

Any die roll with a numerical result will add luck counters to As Luck Would Have It. Rolling the planar die will not cause the second ability to trigger.

The check to win the game happens only as the second ability resolves. For example, if there are 99 luck counters on As Luck Would Have It and you proliferate to add a counter, you won’t automatically win the game.

Auto-Key

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain 3 life."

Baron Von Count

Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

A numeral is any digit, such as 2, 7, or 0. Written number words such as “five” don’t count.

If a player is destroyed, that player loses the game. There aren’t any ways for a player to regenerate… yet.

Some numbers are made up of multiple numerals. For example, if you cast a spell with the number 12 in its text box, the middle ability will trigger if the doom counter is on 1 or 2.

To move the doom counter one numeral to the left, move it from 5 to 4, from 4 to 3, from 3 to 2, from 2 to 1, or from 1 to 5, as appropriate.

Baron Von Count enters with a doom counter on "5."
Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.
When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

"A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer."

Beast in Show

"We've not seen one of these on the podium for many seasons. Such magnificent posture and the perfect amount of telltale odor."

"Something really special in the baloth category this season, in terms of spike density and quality. We'd like to get a word with the handler, but are unable to locate her at this time."

"Not a surprise to see her on the podium. This paragon of tusk curvature is just the latest addition to the long championship lineage of Wildspeaker Ranch."

Bee-Bee Gun

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains "{2}: This creature fights another target creature."

Better Than One

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

For game purposes, your new teammate becomes the owner of the cards you give them for their library, hand, and permanents. Remember to get your cards back after the game.

If there’s no one around to make a decision, you can call or text someone if you need to. If there’s a physical action required, such as high-fiving, you’ll need someone there.

It doesn’t have to be someone who plays Magic. This may be fun.

You and your new teammate become a Two-Headed Giant team and play under Two-Headed Giant rules from that point forward. Similarly, if you pick up a second teammate, you and your two teammates becomes a Three-Headed Giant team, and so on.

You can choose any player not currently in your game. This includes people who used to be in your game but left it.

You can give your new teammate Contraptions you control. You can also give them face down cards from your Contraption deck so they can form their own Contraption deck.

Your new teammate must agree to play with you, although they don’t necessarily need to know how to play.

Your new teammate must be someone not already in your game, although it can be someone who was once in your game but left.

Big Boa Constrictor

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Blurry Beeble

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Any glasses with lenses will count, prescription or not. This includes sunglasses, but doesn’t include monocles or contacts.

If Blurry Beeble was put onto the battlefield without being cast, it can’t be blocked.

Players generally won’t have time to put on glasses between the announcement of Blurry Beeble and you paying its costs. They must have had glasses on already in order to later block it.

The glasses don’t necessarily have to be on a player’s face for that player to be wearing them. Hanging around your neck, up on your head, or sitting on your leg to make some adorable little denim monster all count.

You can’t remove your opponent’s glasses before casting Blurry Beeble, although you may ask them to remove their glasses. They may fall for it.

Boomflinger

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

Border Guardian

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.
Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.
Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Playing a land won’t cause any of Border Guardian’s abilities to trigger. But for the record, Unstable basic lands don’t have a border.

Skrab tried to warn his fellow goblins that the hammer was bait for a trap, but they stopped listening at "hammer."

Box of Free-Range Goblins

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Bumbling Pangolin

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Buzz Buggy

Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle

As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack — {T}: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle — {T}: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz — {2}, {T}: Draw a card.

As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.
• Whack — {T}: Target player loses 2 life.
• Doodle — {T}: You gain 3 life.
• Buzz — {2}, {T}: Draw a card.

By Gnome Means

{1}{W}, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.
{1}{W}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

You can put any established kind of counter on any permanent using the last ability. If that counter has no mechanical relevance, it’s still put on the creature. For example, you can put a loyalty counter on a creature this way. The loyalty counter won’t do anything, but who knows? The creature might one day become a planeswalker, and then it will. Dream big!

Chipper Chopper

Flying
When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying
When Chipper Chopper enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

One fateful night, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, they rose.

Chittering Doom

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Any die roll that has a numerical result counts, as long as that result is 4 or greater.

If you roll multiple dice at the same time, each one that results in a roll of 4 or greater will cause the ability to trigger.

"I treat every foe according to the highest codes of conduct. Then I kill them."

Chivalrous Chevalier

Flying
When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

In a multiplayer game, you can compliment any or all of your opponents.

You choose whether or not to compliment as the ability resolves.

You don’t have to compliment an opponent if you’d rather return a creature you control to its owner’s hand or if you just can’t bring yourself to do it. We’ll assume the former.

Flying
When Chivalrous Chevalier enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

At Crossbreed Labs, "heads or tails" has nothing to do with coins.

Clever Combo

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

"Perhaps you believe, even in these final moments, that you will be saved. But doom has no snooze button, you fools!"
—Baron Von Count

Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

If the CRANK! counter is on Sprocket 1, it moves to Sprocket 2. Sprocket 2 to sprocket 3, and Sprocket 3 to Sprocket 1, as normal.

To crank a Contraption causes its ability to trigger and go on the stack, similar to what happens at the beginning of your turn normally.

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Clocknapper

When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during his or her next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Beginning phase: You untap permanents you control and your opponent doesn’t. Abilities that trigger at the beginning of your upkeep happen and ones that trigger at the beginning of their upkeep don’t. You draw a card as it’s now your draw step, so your opponent doesn’t.

Combat phase: Just like combat on your turn, you can attack your opponents with your creatures. The opponent you stole the phase from can’t attack with their creatures, but they can block.

Ending phase: Most abilities that trigger during the end step don’t care whose turn it is, but a few do. Effects that last “until end of turn” or “this turn” will expire as normal, as they also don’t care whose turn it is.

Postcombat main phase: Same as precombat main phase.

Precombat main phase: You can cast all types of spells while your opponent can only cast instants and spells with flash.

To steal a phase means that during that player’s next turn, as the chosen phase begins, you treat it as if it were your turn. Here’s what happens if you steal each phase:

When Clocknapper enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

"Cogs on cats / Cogs on dogs / Cogs on hats / And cogs on cogs."
—*Song of the Cogmentor*

Cogmentor

Flying
{4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

To reassemble a Contraption you control means to move it from the sprocket it’s on to either of your two other sprockets. It doesn’t leave the battlefield.

Common Iguana

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Common side effects include headaches, ringing in ears, and excessive smithereens. In some cases, a small hole in space-time may develop.

Contraption Cannon

{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to target creature or player equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Crafty Octopus

When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Cramped Bunker

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent he or she controls to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If he or she can't, destroy each permanent that player controls that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

If a token is put in the Cramped Bunker, the object being used to represent the token is what must get in the bunker. You’re not allowed to change what that object is once Cramped Bunker appears. For example, if you’re using a Zombie token card to represent an Angel token (weird, but sure), you can’t suddenly decide you’d rather use a penny. If you create a new Angel token, you can use a penny.

You can pick up cards touching Cramped Bunker to tap them if you need to, but then they must end up still in contact with Cramped Bunker and not in contact with any other permanents.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

Storm crow lonely, boon for a birder.
Storm crows together, likely a murder.

Crow Storm

Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

"whirrrr . . . beep . . . click . . . click?"

Curious Killbot

Deadly Poison Sampler

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Nothing gets by her . . . except the evidence, the motive, and the culprit.

Defective Detective

Defective Detective can't be blocked.
When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

Defective Detective can't be blocked.
When Defective Detective enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

"click . . . click . . . whirrrr . . . beep."

Delighted Killbot

"click . . . click . . . beep . . . whirrrr . . ."

Despondent Killbot

Dictation Quillograph

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Dirty Rat

When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Dispatch Dispensary

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Division Table

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Do-It-Yourself Seraph

Flying
Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library.
Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

If Do-It-Yourself Seraph has abilities that contradict one another, the most recently added one wins. For example, if Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text boxes of both Beast of Burden (power and toughness equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield) and Psychosis Crawler (power and toughness equal to the number of cards in your hand). Do-It-Yourself Seraph’s power and toughness would be defined by the text box added most recently.

If Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of another card, it has all the abilities and flavor text of that card.

If Do-It-Yourself Seraph leaves the battlefield, it loses any text boxes it gained. If it returns to the battlefield, it will be a new object and won’t have those text boxes, either.

If anything cares about the text of Do-It-Yourself Seraph, consider all of its text boxes as if they were one.

Flying
Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Dogsnail Engine

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle it.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host you control enters, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Others try to be the best in their class. She strives to be the best in her phylum.

Druid of the Sacred Beaker

{T}: Add {G} to your mana pool for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

{T}: Add {G} for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

Dual Doomsuits

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Card (268)	Type	^{$18.29 (162.72)} Price
"Rumors of My Death . . ." - silver	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Accessories to Murder - borderless	Artifact	$0.02 ^(0.77)
Adorable Kitten - silver	Creature	$0.02 ^(10.00)
Aerial Toastmaster - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Amateur Auteur - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Amateur Auteur - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Amateur Auteur - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Amateur Auteur - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Angelic Rocket - silver	Creature	$0.08 ^(0.15)
Animate Library - silver	Enchantment	$0.08 ^(0.23)
Applied Aeronautics - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Arms Depot - borderless	Artifact	$0.02 ^(1.50)
As Luck Would Have It - silver	Enchantment	$0.08 ^(0.50)
Auto-Key - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Baron Von Count - silver	Creature	$0.15 ^(2.00)
Beast in Show - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Beast in Show - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Beast in Show - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Beast in Show - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Bee-Bee Gun - borderless	Artifact	$0.15 ^(3.00)
Better Than One - silver	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Big Boa Constrictor - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Blurry Beeble - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Boomflinger - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Border Guardian - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Box of Free-Range Goblins - silver	Sorcery	$0.02 ^(0.07)
Bumbling Pangolin - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Buzz Buggy - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle - silver	Artifact	$0.02 ^(0.07)
By Gnome Means - silver	Enchantment	$0.08 ^(0.23)
Chipper Chopper - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Chittering Doom - silver	Enchantment	$0.02 ^(0.17)
Chivalrous Chevalier - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.02)
Clever Combo - silver	Sorcery	$0.02 ^(0.05)
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! - silver	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.75)
Clocknapper - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Cogmentor - silver	Creature	$0.02 ^(0.17)
Common Iguana - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Contraption Cannon - silver	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Crafty Octopus - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Cramped Bunker - silver	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Crow Storm - silver	Sorcery	$0.02 ^(3.02)
Curious Killbot - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Deadly Poison Sampler - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.50)
Defective Detective - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.05)
Delighted Killbot - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Despondent Killbot - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Dictation Quillograph - borderless	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.15)
Dirty Rat - silver	Creature	$0.02 ^(0.17)
Dispatch Dispensary - borderless	Artifact	$0.02 ^(0.52)