AWOL

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Another moving piece by the artist El Gecko.

Abstract Iguanart

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on Abstract Iguanart.

If no artist is listed, no letters are noted. You won't put a +1/+1 counter on Abstract Iguanart.

If the artist is credited in a language other than English, use the first character that appears (even if in that language, the character isn't a letter, strictly speaking).

If the card has multiple artists listed (usually separated by &), note the first letter of each of them. For example, if you cast a spell illustrated by Zoltan Boros & Gabor Sziksai, note the letters Z and G. If neither letter had previously been noted, you'd put two +1/+1 counters on Abstract Iguanart.

The first letter of the artist's name is the first letter of how that artist is credited. For example, the D in Deruchenko Alexander, the B in Brom, or the C in Claymore J. Flapdoodle.

Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get  (an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters the battlefield or dies, you get .
{2}{B}, Pay X : Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
{G}, Pay X : Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

If you cast a Squirrel spell that depicts a squirrel (as most do), you'd get two acorn counters: one when you cast the spell, and another when the spell resolves and the Squirrel enters the battlefield.

You retain all acorn counters in your stash until you spend them, even if you lose control of Acornelia.

Whenever you cast a spell with a squirrel in its art, you get {A} (an acorn counter).
Whenever a Squirrel you control enters or dies, you get {A}.
{2}{B}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
{G}, Pay X {A}: Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn.

Adorable Kitten

When this creature enters the battlefield,
roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Host creatures each have an ability that triggers when it enters the battlefield. It functions like any other creature.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Alexander Clamilton

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
{1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

Ability words themselves are not rules text, but they’re followed by rules text, so any line with an ability word will count.

Any line with at least one word of rules text counts as a line of rules text.

Some card layouts include rules text in different sections. Count each one separately. For example, “the battlefield” in the “pin-up” section of a host creature is counted separately from the first line of text of that ability’s effect.

There are a million things it hasn’t done, including count reminder text and flavor text. Those aren’t rules text.

This card’s name is Alexander Clamilton.

Avatar of Me

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

Avatar of Me is only the color of your eyes, not the color of your eyes and blue. That is, the color it gets from its last ability overrides the blue it gets from its mana cost.

If each of your eyes is a different color (naturally or via a single contact lens), Avatar of Me is both colors.

If you’re wearing colored contact lenses, Avatar of Me is whatever color your eyes appear to be. You can add or remove contact lenses to change your eye color in response to spells and abilities.

Silver-bordered rules include any conceivable eye color, not just the five traditional Magic colors. If your eye are hazel, Avatar of Me is hazel.

Thanks to Avatar of Me, if you’re asked to choose a color in a silver-bordered game, you can name any color. “That dreamy shade of blue found only in the sky on a perfect afternoon… and in your eyes” is acceptable, but a little weird.

B-I-N-G-O

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its converted mana cost.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

All nine rows count. You can fill rows horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. A full card with give B-I-N-G-O +72/+72.

Casting multiple spells with the same mana value has no additional benefit. Once a spot has a chip counter, it’s marked, and additional chip counters won’t do anything.

The counters are considered to be on the inherent tracker in B-I-N-G-O’s art, not on the creature itself. Those counters can’t be removed or moved to another permanent. Similarly, if you proliferate, you can’t add more chip counters to B-I-N-G-O.

Trample
Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value.
B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

As B.
O.
B. enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.
O.
B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.
O.
B. gains or loses loyalty.)
+1: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
−1: Draw a card.

B.O.B. is not a creature and is not itself a Beeble.

B.O.B.’s loyalty counts all Beebles you control, not just the tokens B.O.B. creates. Or separates? Whatever B.O.B. does.

Conversely, other cards like Primal Vigor don’t mention “effects.” If you control one of these cards, activating B.O.B.’s first loyalty ability would cause you to create two Beebles, and thus put two loyalty counters on B.O.B.

Every time B.O.B loses loyalty, you choose which Beebles to sacrifice. If B.O.B. is dealt more damage than the number of Beebles you control, you sacrifice all of them, and then B.O.B. is put into its owner’s graveyard.

If B.O.B. gains loyalty, the Beeble you create is a 1/1 blue Beeble creature token.

If you control Doubling Season or a similar card that applies “is an effect would create one or more tokens,” you’d create eight Beebles as B.O.B. enters the battlefield. However, because such cards apply only to effects and not costs, you’d still create only one Beeble if you activated B.O.B.’s first loyalty ability.

Sacrificing Beebles to account for B.O.B.’s lost loyalty happens before state-based actions clean up the lethally-damaged Beebles. The one that blocked can heroically be the one you sacrifice. Farewell, brave Beeble. B.O.B.-speed.

As B.O.B. enters, create four 1/1 blue Beeble creature tokens.
The number of loyalty counters on B.O.B. is equal to the number of Beebles you control. (Create or sacrifice Beebles whenever B.O.B. gains or loses loyalty.)
[+1]: Up to X target Beebles can't be blocked this turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
[−1]: Draw a card.

Bat-

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

If the only opponent who lost 3 life during the turn isn’t in the game at the beginning of that turn’s end step, the triggered ability will still trigger.

In a multiplayer game, the triggered ability will trigger no more than once a turn, even if multiple opponents lost 3 life during the turn.

Blast from the Past

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R}
Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

Flashback and buyback don't mix. If you cast Blast from the Past using flashback, it will be exiled rather than go back to your hand.

Flashback and kicker do mix. You can pay the kicker cost in addition to the flashback cost to get the extra Goblin token.

If you cycle Blast from the Past, you can then use madness to cast it. If you cast Blast from the Past using madness, you may also pay for kicker or buyback.

A card with madness that's discarded counts as having been discarded even though it's put into exile rather than a graveyard. If it was discarded to pay a cost, that cost is still paid. Abilities that trigger when a card is discarded will still trigger.

A spell cast for its madness cost is put onto the stack like any other spell. It can be countered, copied, and so on. As it resolves, it's put onto the battlefield if it's a permanent card or into its owner's graveyard if it's an instant or sorcery card.

Cards are discarded in a Magic game only from a player's hand. Effects that put cards into a player's graveyard from anywhere else do not cause those cards to be discarded.

Casting a spell with madness ignores the timing rules based on the card's card type. For example, you can cast a sorcery with madness if you discard it during an opponent's turn.

If you choose not to cast a card with madness when the madness triggered ability resolves, it's put into your graveyard. Madness doesn't give you another chance to cast it later.

If you discard a card with madness to pay the cost of a spell or activated ability, that card's madness triggered ability (and the spell that card becomes, if you choose to cast it) will resolve before the spell or ability the discard paid for.

If you discard a card with madness while a spell or ability is resolving, it moves immediately to exile. Continue resolving that spell or ability, noting that the card you discarded is not in your graveyard at this time. Its madness triggered ability will be placed onto the stack once that spell or ability has completely resolved.

Madness works independently of why you're discarding the card. You could discard it to pay a cost, because a spell or ability tells you to, or because you have too many cards in your hand during your cleanup step. You can't discard a card with madness just because you want to, though.

To determine the total cost of a spell, start with the mana cost or alternative cost (such as a madness cost) you're paying, add any cost increases, then apply any cost reductions. The mana value of the spell is determined by only its mana cost, no matter what the total cost to cast that spell was.

Boomstacker

As Boomstacker enters the battlefield and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
Boomstacker gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
Boomstacker attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice Boomstacker.

If Boomstacker is a token, you must stack the dice on top of whatever object you’re using to represent the token.

The dice must be placed on top of Boomstacker.

The “stack falls” if one or more dice that are part of the stack fall from it. Note that a die isn’t part of the stack until it rests on top of the stack and you are no longer touching the die. This means that if you drop the die you’re trying to place before you’re done, the stack hasn’t fallen. YET.

You must still tap Boomstacker if it attacks or becomes tapped for some other reason. That’s the fun part.

You must use actual dice, although the dice don’t have to be six-sided. Using coins and calling them “two-sided dice” isn’t allowed. We recommend against using four-sided dice for this.

As Boomstacker enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.)
Boomstacker gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack.
Boomstacker attacks each combat if able.
When the stack falls, sacrifice Boomstacker.

"You saved that *Urza's Saga* pack all these years for *this*?"

Booster Tutor

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

You can open booster packs that contain cards not legal in the format you’re playing.

You can use any sealed Magic booster pack, including promo packs. As long as it hasn’t previously been opened and you don’t know the contents beforehand, you’re good.

Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.

Bronze Calendar

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.
When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

If you control more than one Bronze Calendar, speaking in one voice that isn’t your normal voice will satisfy the requirements of all of them.

You may change voices as often as you wish, as long as you avoid the one you use normally.

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

You must say the flavor text out loud or use a comparable method of communicating. For example, sign language is allowed, but if you sign the flavor text, you are considered to have spoken. Goblin Mime will notice.

Cheatyface

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying

You must legally get Cheatyface into your hand before you can attempt to sneak it onto the battlefield. For example, you can’t sneak it in from your sideboard or collection during a game.

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.

Chicken à la King

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

Chicken à la King can be tapped to activate its last ability. That ability doesn’t use {T}, so any untapped Bird you control will do, even one that entered the battlefield that turn.

Like other Chickens, Chicken à la King has received errata so its creature type is Bird. Additionally, its abilities now refer to Birds.

Common Courtesy

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

You do have to ask yourself permission to cast spells, although you can give yourself a one-time permission that applies to all future spells you cast.

Common Iguana

When this creature enters the battlefield,
you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Dirty Rat

When this creature enters the battlefield,
target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses?
Not a chance.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Duh can target a creature token only if the object you’re using to represent the token has reminder text, even if it’s a copy of a creature with reminder text.

Look at the actual creature you’re hoping to destroy to see if it has reminder text. Its Oracle text doesn’t matter for this purpose. It also doesn’t matter if another printing of the creature has (or doesn’t have) reminder text.

Elvish Impersonators

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

The two die rolls are separate and sequential. If you want to reroll the first die, you must do so before you roll the second die.

As Elvish Impersonators enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.

Emcee

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Emcee's ability will trigger whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control. You choose whether you announce its arrival or not.

If you are unable to use a deep, booming voice, you are free to make accommodations in the spirit of Emcee. Sign overly dramatically, for example.

If you control more than one Emcee, each ability triggers separately. You have to announce the creature's entrance each time. Okay, you can just stay standing if you want.

You may add in nicknames for the creatures you announce, but you must also get the creature's actual name in there to count. For example, "Gary, the Gray Merchant of Asphodel" is fine, but simply "Gary" wouldn't work.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

Enter the Dungeon

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles their library.

If Enter the Dungeon is cast during a subgame, a sub-subgame begins, preferably under a new, smaller table, but do what you can. The winner of the sub-sub game would search their subgame library for two cards.

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

Entirely Normal Armchair

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only any opponent may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.
{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

Entirely Normal Armchair can be hidden in plain sight (i.e. just sitting there).

You must legally get Entirely Normal Armchair into your hand before you can attempt to sneak it onto the battlefield. For example, you can’t sneak it in from your sideboard or collection during a game.

Your opponent may activate Entirely Normal Armchair’s first activated ability even if they can’t literally see it, provided they can identify where it is. That is, you can’t just put your hand over it and claim that can’t see. Well, you can claim that, and it might be true, but it won’t do what you want it to.

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
{0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.
{2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

"...and now they're trying to make a brick wall on my property fight a dinosaur to the death."

Flavor Judge

{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.

If the outside person says the story makes sense, nothing happens. The spell or ability will resolve (unless something else happens in response). If you control more than one Flavor Judge, or if you have a way to untap it, you can try again with a new outside person. While we can’t stop you from trying again with the same person, we encourage you to really think about whether that’s a good use of everyone’s time.

While players are discouraged from trying to overtly influence the outside person toward a desired answer, you may use tonal inflection, gestures, and the like to make your telling of the story more interesting. Simply explain what’s going to happen and let them decide if it makes sense.

Forest

Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.

Frankie Peanuts

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.

Frankie Peanuts hates snitches, but he detests unsporting conduct. Keep your questions appropriate for your game and its surroundings.

If you’re the player answering the yes-or-no question, you must abide by your answer if able. For example, if you are asked “Is the Slaying Mantis you control going to attack on your next turn?” and you say yes, then it must attack if able. However, if it’s tapped as you declare attackers that turn, then you aren’t able to attack with it, and you don’t have to abide by your answer.

Free-Range Chicken

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

GO TO JAIL

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

“Doubles” means the results of each of the two rolls is identical, after applying any effects that may alter or affect the roll. For example, if you roll a 5 and a 6, and then use Snickering Squirrel to change the 5 into a 6, you’ve rolled doubles.

When GO TO JAIL enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield.
At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

Goblin Haberdasher

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

A hat is a garment worn on the head that’s not part of another garment. Hoodies, for example, are not hats. Items that only cover the face and not the top of the head, such as a face mask, are also not hats.

If the card represents multiple creatures and at least one of them is wearing a hat, the creature will have menace.

If the creature is a hat, it won’t have menace, unless it itself is wearing a hat.

The creature that the card represents must be wearing a hat to have menace. A background character or a scale bird wearing a hat wouldn’t count. (But scale birds in hats! Adorable!)

They refer to their methods as "special S.W.A.T. tactics," and no one has lived to correct them.

Goblin S.W.A.T. Team

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Goblin Tutor

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
2 — A card named Goblin Tutor
3 — An enchantment
4 — An artifact
5 — A creature
6 — An instant or sorcery

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Growth Spurt

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Half-Squirrel, Half-

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield,
Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Augment can (and usually does) change the name, card types, subtypes, rules text, and power/toughness. The combined creature will have (at least) two artists and may now have multiple colors. Anything covered up in the augment process doesn’t count, so ignore things to the left of the “metal bar” in the art of host creatures.

Augment can’t target creatures that aren’t host creatures.

Augment is an activated ability that you activate from your hand. To do so, reveal the card, choose a target host creature, and pay the augment cost. As this ability resolves, if the card with augment is still in your hand, put it onto the battlefield combined with the host creature.

Creatures with augment don’t have a mana cost and can’t be cast.

The creature card with augment isn’t put onto the battlefield until the ability resolves. This means if the host is destroyed, the creature with augment stays in your hand. You can’t choose a different host, but you can activate augment again if there’s another host available.

You can’t activate augment unless there is a host creature on the battlefield. It doesn’t need to be yours. Note though that if you augment another player’s host creature, they control the combined creature.

You can’t put more than one augment card on a single host creature. Once a host creature is augmented, the host part gets covered up and it’s no longer a host creature.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters,
Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there."

Hoisted Hireling

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Humming-

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Infernal Spawn of Evil

Flying, first strike
{1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Flying, first strike
{1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming!": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil

Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

If you have multiple copies in your library while searching it, you may reveal all of them, provided you can pay the {1}{B} for each of them.

If you search your library multiple times in the same turn, each Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil in that library can be revealed once that turn. You may reveal multiples to prove you have multiples.

Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil doesn’t itself allow you to search your library. You must have another spell or ability that instructs you to search it.

You can reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil any time while searching your library before you shuffle it.

Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.

Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs {3} less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. enters the battlefield, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.

Reveal is a keyword action. A card is revealed if a spell, ability, or rule instructed you to reveal it, using the word “reveal.” While you are allowed to show your hand to other players just because you feel like it, that isn’t “revealing” those cards.

Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs {3} less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.

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Infinity Elemental

If an effect sets your life total to a specific number, it will be that number, even if you previously had infinite life.

If you give Infinity Elemental lifelink and it deals damage, you will gain infinite life. You might think infinite life sounds like a lot, and you’d be right. Once at infinite life, your life total mostly can’t change (see below). At infinite life and gain 2 life? You’re at infinite life. At infinite life and lose 29 life? You’re at infinite life. You can pay any amount of life and still be at infinite life. In fact, if you’re at infinite life and get with an opposing Infinity Elemental, you’d still be at infinite life.

If you’re at infinite life and attempt to draw a card from an empty library . . . you lose. You’re not immortal.

Infinity Elemental’s power is incalculable. Infinity Elemental has the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield (and off the battlefield for that matter), although it will tie with other Infinity Elementals. Gaining or losing power is meaningless to it, although effects that set its power to another number will still work.

Through various other cards, you can convert the infinite power of Infinity Elemental into other resources. For example, you could have infinite mana or create infinite tokens. You could draw infinite cards, but that many card don’t exist, so it’s probably not a great idea. Forcing another player to draw infinite cards, on the other hand . . . .

Inhumaniac

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.

Card (100)	Type	^{$11.60 (18.85)} Price
AWOL - silver	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Abstract Iguanart - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher - silver	Creature	$0.08 ^(0.08)
Adorable Kitten - silver	Creature	$0.02 ^(0.02)
Alexander Clamilton - silver	Creature	$0.08 ^(0.08)
Avatar of Me - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
B-I-N-G-O - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles) - silver	Planeswalker	$0.08 ^(0.08)
Bat- - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Blast from the Past - silver - 1997	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Boomstacker - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Booster Tutor - silver	Instant	$0.75 ^(0.75)
Bronze Calendar - silver	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Carnivorous Death-Parrot - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Cheatyface - silver	Creature	$0.50 ^(0.50)
Chicken à la King - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Common Courtesy - silver	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Common Iguana - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Dirty Rat - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Duh - silver	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Elvish Impersonators - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Emcee - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Enter the Dungeon - silver	Sorcery	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Entirely Normal Armchair - silver	Artifact	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Flavor Judge - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Forest	Land	$0.05 ^(0.00)
Forest	Land	$1.50 ^(2.00)
Frankie Peanuts - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Free-Range Chicken - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
GO TO JAIL - silver	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Goblin Haberdasher - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Goblin S.W.A.T. Team - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Goblin Tutor - silver	Instant	$0.05 ^(0.05)
Growth Spurt - silver	Instant	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Half-Squirrel, Half- - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Hoisted Hireling - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Humming- - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Infernal Spawn of Evil - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Infinity Elemental - silver	Creature	$0.15 ^(0.00)
Inhumaniac - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Island	Land	$0.10 ^(0.00)
Island	Land	$0.50 ^(2.50)
Jack-in-the-Mox - silver	Artifact	$2.00 ^(2.00)
Johnny, Combo Player - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Jumbo Imp - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Knight of the Hokey Pokey - silver	Creature	$0.00 ^(0.00)
Krark's Other Thumb - silver	Artifact	$0.05 ^(0.05)
Look at Me, I'm R&D - silver	Enchantment	$0.00 ^(0.00)

Unsanctioned